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all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
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Guy

Also a Fast growing army, like Greg! If you are Guy you probably know a Greg
by Iamtrulyguy August 13, 2019
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Unwise Guys

Washed up frat boy that never grows up
Those UnWise Guys have dad bods and the sense of humor of a college freshman
by Lala Pepperstine March 5, 2019
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othod (Boobers guy)

A kid who eats a lot of burgers and is a fan boy of a potpvp youtuber (Ziblackinggg) and is also Russian :D
othod (Boobers guy)
by KaitosoXDXDXDXD April 21, 2021
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Gui

Gui is a female that can make you fall in love faster then you can say "1... 2... 3..."
She's normally a very happy and confident person, her hairs long and her eyes sparkle under the right amount of light.
Whenever you see her, your heart skips a beat, and her flirty remarks make your legs weak. Your stomach does flips whenever she talks and you find her intellegance quite amazing.
Guy 1: is that Gui?

Guy 2: yea! Isn't she beautiful? I'm so in love
by LovingHopelessly January 2, 2018
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Nice Guy

A "Nice Guy (TM)" is a man who thinks being a basic human being with a brain, means he should receive sex or something romantic from her. Basically just a horny asshole.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.
by s3np4i b4t July 7, 2022
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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020
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