a fallacious label exclusively used by self-professed "true" gays who are insecure that bis won't top their hairy masc ass or fuckboys with an empathy deficit who lurk on alt-right/incel corners of the internet.
he's a lonely bisexual, therefore I deem him prison gay and rightfully so; i am the holy gatekeeper of homosexuality.
by owned_by_conde_naste October 31, 2019

by JAC MATS December 4, 2006

by lobadob September 22, 2013

An invisible aerosole canister containing a substance, which, on instant contact with the skin gives you exemption / immunity to most of the common viruses and diseases that all gay people have.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
Can be used optionally with a hissing sound from the mouth.
For most effective use, spray liberally over your entire body including in your belly button and around your peehole.
A man enters a gentlemens lounge. The room is dark and slightly dingy, but he carries on unfalteringly to the bar to order himself some refreshment.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.
On his approach, there is no barman in sight - however as he nears ever closer, he spies a particularly homosexual looking ginger haired, midget barman dressed in leather biker clothes and high heels, lurking below bar height, masturbating to a little portable television. On closer inspection, the dwarve is watching an episode of Diffrent Strokes, with the screen seemingly stuck on repeat of a particularly amusing 5 second clip of Gary Coleman dancing topless.
As a precaution, the gentleman takes out his invisible canister of Gay Spray, and applies an aggressive covering over his entire body, making precise and accurate hissing noises each time our heros finger is depressed on the invisible canisters button.
by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 20, 2008

people who haven't read the Bible
by Bob Savage December 14, 2008

That bashful little smiley happy face you involuntarily make as a result of someone you like saying something adorable to you, about you.
Guy: 'I've liked you for awhile and I needed to let you know, as you are really pretty and I didn't want someone else to sweep you off your feet before I could say anything.'
Girl: 'Awe, that just gave me Gay Face to the max'
Girl: 'Awe, that just gave me Gay Face to the max'
by AcidxDoll December 23, 2012
