PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off

Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job

by 623crew March 13, 2021

Kang Job

Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.

by ktoto August 03, 2009

dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off

tim and john gave me a dent job

by gub20026363 January 10, 2025

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

national blow job day

this day is held any day in november 😛

“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”

by imadethissomybfcanbehappy October 29, 2023

poop job

when someone eats the feces of their partner

I did a good poop job

by sploogeleakage October 24, 2023