Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
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Get the Juice mug.After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.
I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.
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I woke up hungover as shit and walked straight to the fridge for a drink. Not seeing my whole family behind me killing the orange juice.
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