God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

oh me god

You saw something 18+ and splash your eyes with Holy Water

Oh me god!

by Pandgum May 1, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Hellstorm Imaweli Tanna, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022