Loud, Extremely funny, overweight and short. Loveable and the best friend you could have. You wouldn't swap her for anyone.
by Timilehin October 12, 2017
Get the fat jodie mug.After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama mug.The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.
Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."
by Maddiebee January 30, 2016
Get the comfort fat mug.An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)
by yers police May 20, 2021
Get the Fat Poo Head mug.Fat Boy Dae is the fattest mf in all of western pa his fatness is truly impressive he gets schmoney and fucks fat hoes on the day to day he is friends with the one known as Sir Cheif aka Sir Pritchy VII if you ever see Fat Dae out and about say what’s up to that fat mf he’s pretty fat but he’s cool
Skeezy: Hey you seen that fat no good piece of shit Fat Boy Dae around
Sir Cheif: Nah I haven’t seen the obese bastard
Sir Cheif: Nah I haven’t seen the obese bastard
by EricsHersheyKiss September 17, 2022
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The opposite of a five-finger discount.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.
by Don Palabros February 3, 2025
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