Fuck promise

- Similar to a pinky promise but instead The person truly can’t break the promise and must stick to their word.

- If the person breaks the promise the person they fucked promised with will give them a huge punishment. Example: Befriend, break up, or even tell them to do something embarrassing in public. Anything!! The other person desires

Karen: I’m sorry! I fuck promise that I won’t spit in ur drinks anymore.
Kyle: Fine!! If you do it again you will have to watch me spit in all ur drinks for a week straight.

by Kinks May 20, 2020

What the fuck!!!!

Tim: what the fuck do you think ur doing!

Nonce: having sex?
Tim: she is five!
Nonce: I know?
Tim:WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!! Is used to question why the fuck a person would do that. Fucking idiot!

by Wagwan fam, pifting? August 3, 2020

fucking lonely

Means you’ve got no one and if you’re older than 14 and haven’t had a bf or kissed anyone yet. Then you’re FUCKING LONELY and probably always will be with your ten cats and 20 dogs

Man 1: hey man. Isn’t that Carl
Man 2: nah bro. Don’t look at him. He is fucking lonely

by Colours and emo September 8, 2020

Suck Fuck

To Suck Fuck, verb.

When you suck so bad at something that "Suck Ass" or "Suck Dick" aren't enough.

Bro, let me spread the butter, you Suck Fuck at that shit.

by Danku-Kun September 30, 2020

fucking birds

Commonly used in the Philadelphia and South Jersey as antonym of 'Go Birds' to describe both the negatives of everyday life and the Philadelphia Eagles. Most effectively used when shouted at a

"Sorry your mother passed. Fucking birds, huh?"

"Fucking Birds- run the ball!"

" How about them Fucking Birds last night."

by Homerisadope October 3, 2020

Fuck all

Nothing, absolutely nothing, just like how the Australien Government makes the ching-ching and yet you get absolutely zero. Ching-ching!

That's why we used your tax dollars to help them exploit an once-in-a-lifetime resource boom, privatise the profits, and pay no tax! Instead of setting up a sovereign fund like Norway to ensure health, education and pensions for future generations, whereas we're leaving you with approximately... fuck all!

by QizheTheNSCDev October 20, 2020

proximity fuck

To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.

Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.

Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.

by SaucyK February 6, 2012