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by anonymous May 19, 2022
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that snake that came out of your butthole last night right after you ate those tacos from taco bell
"i had the largest poop last night it made me butt shake"
by farteater134usuck May 21, 2022
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.
“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022
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Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
by CivSki May 28, 2022
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Poop

A Human Substance Which comes from the anus
by Ollie Smartnut May 28, 2022
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Poop Recoil

It's when you go get the deed done and feel tapped out from the release.
Definition: "WOW.. That was quite the push, I think I'm going to stay here for a minute *phew*" (Poop Recoil)
by KermitLovesYou May 29, 2022
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