When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
by Times Square Karl June 11, 2006
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by jessea April 5, 2006
Get the "two for one" mug.when a male thrusts his genitalia into a female and then quickly retracts back leaving thus female unsatisfied and deeply frustrated and gives thus male the feeling of dominance
by Looee is a batti crease June 25, 2014
Get the the one bang mug.When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
by jamcan162 January 16, 2010
Get the eat one for the team mug.we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
Get the we are the chumpy ones mug.A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
by phuntime May 6, 2011
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by justbeinhonest June 16, 2010
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