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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

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1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

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HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

No Solo Hole-O

Slang for a man with such a small penis, he needs to use sex toys and/or invite his friends to simultaneously penetrate his girlfriend.

I couldn't believe Matt begged me to fuck his smoking hot girlfriend the other night, but then I saw what a No Solo Hole-O he is. And right before I came, she leaned in and told me she would meet me at my house in an hour.

by Timberlund December 10, 2025

Self o&m

A euphemistic shorthand for “oral and manual” stimulation performed on oneself—basically a coded way to talk about self-pleasure without saying it explicitly.

I was doing self o&m as I couldn't find anyone appropriate for the one night stand in the bar

by TzarP December 11, 2025

N-A-V-J-O

The most commonly associated Aboriginal tribal motifs and designs closely associate with American Cultue and Wild West.

Also,
Counter argument to Aboriginal Culrural Genocide

A) I like that top! Is that Slavic?

B) No

A) Scandinavian?

B) No, it's actually Navjo.

C) What is that design? Did she say Norwegian?

A) No, I'm not sure. Some kind of British-colonial design, I've been told.

B) It's N-A-V-J-O. It is indigenous. It is the most common tribal motif in American Culture. N-A-V-J-O

C) Why are you wearing your tribal dress?

B) It is not my tribal dress. It's designer, I bought it in a thrift shop. It is N-A-V-J-O. Say it. N-A-V-J-O.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

‘O

A truly horrid type of content. Observers have likened the pain of viewing it to boiling alive.

OYYYY DOCTOOOOOS IT’S ‘O! JANNIES!!!!!

by Gemerald December 22, 2025

Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.

After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025