slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

Hand-In-Two

1. To hold someone's hand, typically as a gesture showing the person they're not alone.

2. another way of saying hand-in-hand.

John and Nanci walk hand-in-two.

by LPAddict March 25, 2010

Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.

She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.

by Mayham January 2, 2011

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021

pistol-handing

when a girl leans over to her side and launches her cum via her fingers.

"not that many people use pistol-handing"

by the dictionary of random shit June 3, 2019