on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

God

Craig

person 1: “yo is that god?”

person 2: “nah man it’s craig”

by GoogleButBetter May 15, 2022

God

The Higher being that needs to save UrbanDictionary

god needs to save this place

by Gerpsy November 24, 2021

God Mode

Something a scrub or noob gamer uses to become invincible.

Did you god mode? says Anakin. Yes I did because I am a scrub. It is fair right.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020

God

God will and is Kameron Jawon Rose

I love God

by Bigdongg July 28, 2023

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025