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BFFF - Best Friend Forever For now 

1.A person who changes BFF on a regular basis. 2. Serial befriender
"I see Linda has dropped Patty as her BFF. Whose her new BFFF - Best Friend Forever For Now?" asked Brenda. "I hear she found Wendy at the mall." replied Barb

BEER FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER. 

A person who become's more than just a Best Friend Forever, after proving there love of beer is as great as yours. Resulting in Beer Friends Forever.
That chick love's beer as much as me. Its truly a match made in beer heaven. She may be my true beer soul mate, even my Beer FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER.

BBF: booty best friend 

A friend who cares about you, but also cares about themselves a little too much. He has a mixture of good qualities and not so good qualities. He’s a best friend, but he’s an *sshole at the same time, hence the word “booty” in the front. Everybody has a BBF in their lives at some point...
“Man, I love Fabio, but he is such a BBF: booty best friend when he flakes on us all the time...”

Fuck a Friend Friday 

Celebrated on the Third Friday in June. It is the one day of the year in wich you can hit up a friend you’ve always been attracted to and ask to fuck. This is wothout consequence or messing up relations or friend groups. Totally guilt free friend sex.
Friend 1: hey what’s up wyd tonight

Friend 2: nothin just chillin hbu?

Friend1: tbh nothin. I’ve always wanted to ask you this... wanna fuck?

Friend 2: omg thought you’d never ask. It is Fuck a friend Friday!

tiny pants friend 

a small penis that's hard or not
guy 1 :yo man my tiny pants friend is waking up
guy 2: Is it hard?
guy 1: of course dude

guy best friend 

your guys best friend is the one you text every morning and night. they comfort you and make you laugh in the rough times
sorry i can’t hang with you i’m with my guy best friend