dick dancer

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"

That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.

by abooboo December 19, 2005

Fanny Dick

A Fanny Pack which is only used for transporting ruber dicks (dildo).

Yo, that guy has a fanny dick around his waist.

by Rim Job Rob February 22, 2008

Fat dick

Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

Trolling for Dick

Trolling for Dick (abbreviated as TFD) is a joke/insulting reference to the popular website Chatroulette that pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations.

Due to the odd anonymous exhibitionist nature of many males who use this site, one who visits Chatroulette are quickly introduced to penis. No matter how many times one clicks 'Next' the penis lies in wait, in various shapes, sizes, and colors being stroked, slapped, choked, petted, or merely just hanging out.

This overabundance of penis on Chatroulette is commonly referred to as 'Trolling for Dick' as you can never truly be free of the penis of a random stranger via Chatroulette's easily (and unfortunately) turned on webcam user base.

"Hey what are you and Sam doing tonight?"
"Oh just Trolling for Dick, you know Chatroulette."

"That girl just nexted me, what the hell?"
"It's okay man, she's just Trolling for Dick."

"Why the hell is that 14 year old on Chatroulette? Is he trolling for dick or what?"

by The Moyer April 7, 2010

Dick muncher

An asshole who loves to fuck with you.

Asshole : *Throws a book at you*

Me: Wow your a fucking Dick muncher

by _7O9Fleece December 16, 2011

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 1, 2005

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009