john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 14, 2017

john workman

A very nice guy whole like fucking on a green couch and getting sweat on his face from his big ex girlfriends at lib.

yo,”do you know john workman, he fucked hender on his green couch”

by chickenhender100202 June 28, 2019

John-Olav

John-Olav got his name from his grandfather.

"Where'd you get your name from, John-Olav?"
"My grandfather."

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021

John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.

I just headshot John F. Kennedy!

by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023

John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 09, 2023

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021