stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

housed on the rock of freedom

To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.

Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom

by dricks November 28, 2007

Rock

A fucking hard peice of elemant from earth that can be used to kill your ex and it also has no fucking use at all don’t even thing about naming your child this shit

Rock= dumbass

by Poopyshitts August 7, 2022

70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

Rock Awesome

adj

1. Solidly awesome. So awesome it will stand the test of time.

2. A compound of “that rocks” and “that’s awesome.” For times when ‘awesome’ doesn’t fully capture the greatness of a moment.

When Joey rolled his Camaro, set his broken arm, then hiked 15 miles to make it to the kegger in time to snog with Becky; that was rock awesome!

by geomorph December 30, 2008

Dumb ass a rock

Dumb as a rock combined with asshole and increased stupidity.
Most of people of this category do not understand the difference between Dumb as a rock and Dumb ass a rock

Guy 1: Your mom is as dumb as a rock.
Guy 2: Nope. She is ass dumb ass a rock.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

g rock

Slang term for methamphetamine

Let's smoke some "g rock," stay up all night and take stuff apart. Then we can go to the scrap yard.

by Dvnt1 December 21, 2020