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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
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burp job

I ate some spicy food tonight, so I ended up giving my boyfriend a burp job.
by Prashie August 17, 2024
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
I need a pussy job from my husband
by PJAficionado October 6, 2021
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Fixfox job

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A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 13, 2024
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JOB

(J) JUST (O) OVER (B) BROKE
My friend makes alot of money with his career, but I just have a JOB.
by ReaperG June 6, 2021
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Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
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ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
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