poop

If you’re nine years old or younger, this simple word is comedy gold in your eyes.

Poopy poopy! *insert hysterical laughter*

by TheCrapInTheHat May 17, 2021

Poop

Brown stuff that comes out of the anus

I took a big poop

by rihfolxkanrew March 21, 2022

Poop-a-loop

When you sit on your partners lap while they are pooping and poop through their legs.

We are so in love with eachother we poop-a-loop together

by PswizzleOG May 20, 2021

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

Poop

Poop

Poop?
Yep

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzavcd August 29, 2022

Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.

Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

by anonymous May 5, 2017