Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

Hand Dam

When you cum inside a girl and after you pull out she uses her hand to hold the cum inside her from getting on the sheets

This Hand Dam isn't going to hold forever! Get the towel!

by shabam37 March 17, 2021

handed a board

I got handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board

by Curious13 September 24, 2021

Hand and pass

Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.

She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.

He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.

by Mayham January 2, 2011

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

Hand Rock

A rock that you may find that feels ergonomic to hold in your hand

You check out this Hand Rock, it has indents for my fingers

by Xylevan May 11, 2025