Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

God’s Salad

Slang term for the eating of ass

See God’s Salad Dressing for full combo

What’s for dinner stepmom?
God’s Salad sweetie

by SpicyWeiner58 May 1, 2022

Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff

A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND

by unknown shipper pie ship May 26, 2019

god church

Something that cancerous youtuber, Jake Paul says.

Jake paul: i just drop off some new merch, and is selling like a god church
me: fuck off

by santa is not real April 22, 2018

summer/god

to put it simply, summer is god. if you disagree, you suck. (probably on their huge penis!!)

summer/god?

by orange.soda.man September 3, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.

Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!

by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018

God

Good only dude.

O just won the lottery...nothing but God

by 2012021 February 23, 2021