God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Gods color

Not black, white, brown, tan, yellow, purple, blue

I am not white- I am Gods color

sara misemer

by smisemer October 19, 2020

Coochie God

The man of your dreams. Track him down. Give him a kiss.

Thank you, Coochie God.

by Cooch E God January 14, 2022

Disabled God

The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.

Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.

by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020

Shart God

The all mighty lord that farts and poops her pants on a daily basis. Whenever someone comes near her, they pass out from the immense fart smell.

OMG, DID YOU SEE THE SHART GOD EARLIER?

SHE ALMOST POOPED HERSELF AGAIN

by EDP(.)(.)6969 July 10, 2021

god

me

bow down to your god

by tanrımgeregi November 21, 2021

God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025