meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023

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slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

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Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

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Potted meat

When your having sex and she too fat to make to bathroom

She gave me potted meat one night after tacos

by Pupper Dog March 22, 2023

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meat smile

The persistent grin after eating multiple types of meat products.

After attending the smoke your meat fest Jeff had a giant meat smile for hours.

by Dmgmil September 23, 2018

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meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

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