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fuck my life

you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022
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Life Blowz

Life Blowz is a comedic webcomic drawn by Bobby Maher. It's about a character named Steve who likes to skateboard. He is also known for having some trouble with women. He has a best friend named Colin, who he usually goes to for advice. If you’ve ever been the social outcast, plagued by relationship troubles, and hexed with bad luck, you need to go see this comic.
Tim: Yo man, have you ever read THE WORLD'S MOST INCREDIBLE WEBCOMIC?

Joe: Oh you mean Life Blowz? Of coarse I have!
by callyabo July 30, 2010
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Life

A very dangerous and contagious disease transmitted by sexual activity. The symptoms are pain, suffering and existential crisis. The disease is treated in a process called "death". The process can be performed with the help of doctors but the process can also be performed independently. Also the disease can disappear on its own after a few years (depending on what type of spicies the transmitters were).
O no! My son has life! Quick, take him to the hospital!!
by Dulidudu July 16, 2022
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Cruise Life

To travel around the world (No matter the transport method) to see new places, experience new things, meet new people and make memories.
I'm going to Cruise Life around Vienna this weekend!
by Jetsetter22 October 4, 2022
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My Life, As A Game Character

My Life, As A Game Character, started when I discovered that, I am Square Enix's Priestess Kai/Ki, therefore saving my life.
Maybe when I return, to my original Priestess Kai/Ki self, I will write a book, which I will call My Life, As A Game Character. It's funny, that I am obsessed, with gaming, only to ironically discover, that I am, a game character myself! Weird!
by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024
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gacha life

an overhated dress up game made for kids that looked down upon because of the bad people that thrive in it.
Person 1: Gacha Life is the worst.
Person 2: No, it's just because of the shitheads who ruin it.
Person 1: Oh, okay. Thanks for letting me know!
by ancientfantasies May 27, 2023
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