PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off

Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job

by 623crew March 13, 2021

Kang Job

Rubbing of the head for sexual pleasure

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.

by ktoto August 03, 2009

Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024

Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.

-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?

by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018

Grease Job

The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.

Credit: Shark

Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.

by BaconGreaser January 18, 2025