Skip to main content

nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
mugGet the nice job idiotmug.

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.
'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"
by Woofsbah October 8, 2022
mugGet the Lamb Jobmug.

Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
mugGet the Alabama Plaster Jobmug.

job

by ikca26 June 24, 2016
mugGet the jobmug.

Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
by Patriotguy420 January 27, 2023
mugGet the Whistle blow jobmug.

bong job

Did you hear about Stacy's first bong job? Daymmmmmmmmm! That girl is lucky she didn't dislocate her jaw!
by Sass1023 July 9, 2022
mugGet the bong jobmug.

Bebeto job

When you’re doing anal to a man and he liberates a wet fart in your dick
I was fucking this guy and he did a bebeto job with me
by BigBlackNiggaBols February 6, 2024
mugGet the Bebeto jobmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email