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Jack AKA Poonrat

Jack AKA Poonrat is a major pussy who likes to watch porn while wearing a gaming headset and has no fighting skills at all and also can't get a girlfriend for the life of him
Jack AKA Poonrat is a pussy
by Isaac9836 March 13, 2019
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we gon jack

person 1 “damn bruh she bad asl”

person 2 “damn we prolly gon jack”

we gon jack shows we gon fuck
by kitty4578 May 9, 2021
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Jack Keen Off

when a guy named Jack Keen Off wants to suck off Ninja then go to ackermans with LazarBeam. He also wants to be a pro fortnite player which is why he grinds the game everyday while watching fresh.
"My POV, Muselks POV" and "Cheese on Rice" Jack Keen Off
by archer sucks March 22, 2021
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jack dylan grazer

literally the hottest person to ever live. no one gave him the right to be that fine
me: omg jack dylan grazer is so fine
by carterwrighttt June 3, 2021
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jack mac attack

The act of pulling out of the womans vagina, Spreading her ass checks apart and ejaculating on her butthole
Brah that bitch got real mad when she got jack mac attacked

I cant believe you jack mac'd that girl in the bathroom!
by trailerpark jesus January 1, 2014
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Jack Frost Special

When you eat ice cream during the dead of winter, or generally when it's freezing outside.
"Jean says that she's cold and she's in the mood for my white creamy Jack Frost Special."
by Juvo415 December 10, 2009
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Jack Horner-ed

The popular children's rhyme reads:

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, "What a good boy am I!"

To be "Jack Horner-ed" in the modern/urban sense is a wholly awkward moment for any young person. This unexpected event takes place when two individuals are taking part in any type or degree of consensual sexual activity, when one partner decides to attempt a very risky maneuver by inserting his/her thumb into a certain orifice of the other partner which traditionally only operates as an exit for digestible waste. This NONconsensual activity generally results in an abrupt ending to the sexual/physical relationship, as well as any emotional relationship that had previously been forming. In most cases, this marks the final interaction between the individuals.

The origin of this term can be traced as far back as Kalamazoo, MI (Western Michigan University) where it is also popularly referred to as being "ZD-ed."
Let's say a young man is watching a Disney movie with a pretty girl he recently met. In the nights prior, they had slowly advanced their degree of sexual activity to a comfortable point. Justly, he felt certain enough of his the budding relationship to share it with other members of his close social group. On this particular night, the man propagates sexual activity. He is excited to realize his partner is also up to the task. As she begins to perform oral sex on him, in fact, near the height of the experience, the young man is alarmed by the presence of a thumb working into his anus. Quickly clinching, hoping to intercept the errant advance, he reaches for his pants and knows he has been Jack Horner-ed.
by AV13 April 20, 2013
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