Laminated apple juice

A type of spider with three eyes.

OH yeah I saw a laminated apple juice yesterday!!!

by Gahskull Thraka July 16, 2022

Orange Juiced

Named after murderer O.J. Simpson, to be orange juiced means to be acquitted after half-decapitating your girlfriend, torturing her friend to death, and run from the police in your friend's bronco.

"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of California." - Norm Macdonald upon hearing of O.J. being orange juiced

by Ojdiditandepsteinkilledhimself January 15, 2022

Spignot juice

The substance that Gay boy Patrick Mahomes snorted up his nostril.

Spignot juice is snorted.

by Spignot juice September 20, 2021

Juice

To go and gamble at pokie machines

You wanna come and juice tonight with me and Dave?

by k0001 August 4, 2021

if ya wanna drink a juice

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

Faucet Juice

Normal everyday tap water from the kitchen sink.

Man it's hot as hell outside. Yall want some faucet juice?

by Bored796 June 30, 2022

juice town

the town of the juice.

a random thing to say in conversation.

a group of friends talking about something interesting, then randomly Nick blurts out " Juice town".
everyone's like wtf, why did u just randomly say juice town.
nick says because its stimulating.

by bubblefatfinalboss May 13, 2025