There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

handing out pamphlets

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons

I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion

by Ball player October 4, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Wrong hands

The hands playing all sides.

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Hande

Without a doubt, Hande is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is beautiful and deserves love. She's a little sensitive, but that sometimes makes it more advantageous in certain matters. She is a perfect girlfriend and loves to make sacrifices for the man she loves and expects it from the other side.

Hande is a perfect girlfriend for a capricorn boy.

by Furkan the Rabbit November 21, 2021

HANDE

If you have a person named Hande in your life you won at life ! You are just going to feel lucky to be around this person . Her beautiful soul reflects on her face and she is the most honest sometimes brutally honest , genuine person who is smart , sexy , hot and beautiful . Inshort everyone either wants to date her or marry her and when hande cuts you off her life it hurts like a bitch so better not take their goodness for granted and treat them well they are really the most empathetic and most giving souls and humble to the core so if you loose them you will know what a loss is and how it hurts like a bitch ! That's on that

Hande is the sexiest woman I have seen

by Hande November 22, 2021

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021