Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Finger-Dragger

A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.

As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):

"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."

As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.

by OscarG13 January 30, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Central Ohio Finger Trap

A game played in which one friend sticks a finger up the anus of a friend who clenches, attempting to keep the finger “trapped”. Developed in central rural Ohio, the game has quickly become a cult favorite.

Jim: I’m just bored out of my mind!
Clark: Wanna do some Central Ohio Finger Traps?
Jim: I suppose.

by CentralOhioGuy February 6, 2024

Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.

I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone

by anonymous November 24, 2023

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER

a phrase said by a kid on gamejolt that was mad at people reacting with the middle finger emoji.

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬

by ooferthesubwoofer November 29, 2023