earregular

Something non-standard regarding yer hearing-dishes.

Da BFG had three earregularities, in dat said auditory appendages were very large, he could swivel them about, and he could detect super-faint sounds.

by QuacksO August 10, 2025

earrape

noise so loud it feels like you're getting raped in the ears

i got an earrape by dennis today

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

earresistable

What Mork found da cute delicate dangling thingies on either side of Laverne's head.

I myself have a special desire to nibble and otherwise play with a chick's hearing-dishes, so I can fully understand why "our favorite Orkan" would find said soft warm velvety appendages "earresistable", as well.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

early hours

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

Early hours.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

earbang the bystander

when you are tired of people saying somebody who is a complete axxhole is the best person in da wurld.

this laydee was a complete axxhole protecting the wurlds bigguts axxhole army.

I got bored of listening so I started to earbang the bystander, all the bystander got earbanged to shit.

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Earf

E.A.R.F
An acronym for

Eat ass regularly forever

Tom: Yo Shane do you want earf today?

Shane: Yea I'm always down to earf!

by fizzybubbles4 October 8, 2025

Early birding

When a gummy worm is inserted into one partners anus and the sphincter is used to pop the head in and out while the the other partner attempts to pull it out with the his or her mouth rather it be a nibble or a sucking motion.

Bro! You snooze you loose! You should have gone early birding! I got the worm, most of it anyways. You’re lazy ass is going to have to get muddy

by Party Barbie October 16, 2025