phalangedick

someone who can move their dick like a finger

“ woah luke’s got such a phalangedick he can move it himself”

by jsav1283 August 13, 2023

Phallusian

Phallusian is a highly advanced term referring to an individual identifying as a "penis". At some point, a Phallusian will most likely undergo an operation to have an appearance similar to a phallus. Afterwards, anything touching a

Phallusian will provoke sexual stimulation, causing a state of prolonged erection. When a Phallusian is able to ejaculate semen, it is considered an entirely new species.

A Phallusian is popular among teenagers as older females prefer engaging intercourse with Phallusians.

I love having sex with a Phallusian

by Unused toilet paper August 13, 2023

Phard

Phard, to admit embarrassment, or to call someone/thing out also an insult

Not to be confused with fart, phart or fard, phard can be used to admit that you are embarrassed. This definition is not an insult

A separate definition is used when you are calling someone or something out also an insult.

1st Example a:
stubs toe*

Jakob: "phard!"

1st Example b:
Mom: "Did you remember to do your homework?"
You: "Oh, phard"

2nd Example a:
Hits Jacob's shoulder*
Jacob: "Phard you Shawn!"
Shawn: "calm down, I didn't even hot you that hard!"

2nd Example b:
Jack: "you phard."
Shawn: "why is everyone so mean to me today?"

by Eric Amit Alexander the 3rd August 22, 2023

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

Phat egg

a person with a round face and coconut short hair

omg, patrick looks like a PHAT EGG

by g00fy_silly September 12, 2023

phanmis

She is a woman of deep passions, her heart painted with love, artistry, and tender affection for animals. Each moment in her life is a delicate petal, cherished for the beauty it holds, a reminder of joy's pursuit. Amidst life's journey, shadows of a tumultuous family history linger, leaving indelible imprints upon her heart. She carries scars of storms, a silent witness to her parents' tempestuous relationship. These trials etch stories of resilience and hope, like verses in an unwritten poem. In her friendships, she's a vibrant presence. Her laughter flows like music, her spontaneity a delightful surprise. Yet, she wears her heart openly, allowing emotions to sway like a dance. Love, a recurring theme, often leads to vulnerability. True joy blossoms in nurturing bonds with cherished friends, crafting heartfelt moments. Her moral compass is empathy, always guiding toward goodness. She's seen as a source of inspiration, shining light on positivity's path. To some, she's akin to an angel, imparting love and kindness. In her dreams, she aspires to financial stability for a tranquil haven where she and her beloved can create a world that's uniquely theirs. The core of her existence resonates with artistic fervor through artwork, poetry, and voice. Music and movies are her windows to new emotions, shared with others. Her heart finds solace in cherished friends, a flowing river, and the comforting act of baking.

-have you heard about phanmis?
-no, is she a goddess?
-i mean… she could be.

by phanmis September 15, 2023