Jacking off in a taco bell bathroom after eating a 3-layer burrito, while taking an explosive shit. Sweet coming out the tip, spicy coming out the asshole.
by MikeHunt17494929 June 02, 2023
Puke your brains out, then chug an adult beverage of choice. I mean chug. Right after the god bitchin damn puke hits the ground your drink hits your fuckin mouth. Chug that shit shit son. Don’t be a bitch. Pull the trigga N succ her in ya.
Damn she was lookin all innocent N cute. Thought I could pull one over but… then……..She did the old Chuck N Chug then got damn hit a foil ass perc. I said damn son we aint built for this typa feral shit. Prolly sum east mesa scraper racoon ass bitch.
by E.M bitch September 06, 2022
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yes i typed it all exactly like the dumb thing already written ouch...
by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021
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by Quarter Note Triplet October 18, 2023
that dude just pulled the quick drip n dip. didnt wash his hands or nothing. just pulled it out, handled business walked out of the bathroom and jumped straight into his car
by myst1drs April 22, 2011