Erect pussy

When you have a pussy and a penis grows inside and gets hard

Hey, a penis grew in my pussy I think I have erect pussy.

by Anonymous neighbor April 30, 2019

pussy-bomb

The fine act of being a girl in a long skirt who has been sitting cross-legged for a long time who - while swiftly uncrossing her legs to get up - propels a heavily fragrant burst of the air that was trapped beneath her skirt into the nearest face.

Damn dude, your mom just pussy-bombed the hell out of me.

by Fuqmejustgivemeanameyakaunt May 18, 2019

pussy ticket

One standard U.S dollar used for acquisition of stripper pussy.

That stripper only charged me one pussy ticket to sniff her pussy.

by Dickcheese109 March 18, 2017

Pussy Pisser

When you piss around the wall of the toilet, trying to not hit the water to make little noise. Most people do this cause they're insecure about their pissing.

Tyler, are you a pussy pisser?
Uhm, no?
Bullshit, fuckin pussy ass bitch.

by Lilo <3 June 16, 2017

vintage pussy

The Vagina Term For Older Women AKA Cougars

Mainly Used As A Compliment

She Has That Vintage Pussy That Makes A Young Guy Cry

by Lynn Que June 18, 2017

A pussy packer

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.

Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!

by my.fam.is.lit.XD June 25, 2017

Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.

I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.

by 2crazybastard May 7, 2018