Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

Penis Fly Trap

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Penis muncher 7000

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one

Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000

by Pierceishot March 2, 2020

massive fortnite penis

The true one and only form of peace.

Fortnite Genitalia

" hey john what are you sucking "

" massive fortnite penis "

by noval_ January 26, 2022

Lil nigga penis

When ur nigga has a small pp

Bro I have a lil nigga penis

by Eat_ass_for_god November 26, 2020