jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

n

Short for anywhere, or any time.

N is for anywhere and any time at all,
Down here in the deep blue sea!

by pseud0nym12470 February 28, 2023

mad bone n

wild crazy loud sex,,where the bed is rock n the wall

man ma you been mad bone n that pig noah again

by Gambino6 July 30, 2025

the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.

“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide”

by Lofra August 8, 2022

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 18, 2014

pip-n-gus

beautiful turmoil of love and hate between two soul mates

they must be a pip-n-gus, have been together forever all they do is fight and argue but I don't know how they would live without each other

by Gus, of pip-n-gus September 4, 2017

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019