Guam mom 

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

Guam mom by Guamiest October 21, 2021

ur mom 

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

ur mom by emoqueer October 21, 2021

Your Mom 

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

Your Mom by 09M09M October 21, 2021

ur mom 

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

ur mom by Rayuu October 21, 2021

ur mom 

Your Father

dig bick bro
ur mom
oh shit

ur mom by mythiksushi October 27, 2021

YA mom 

When you don't know what the reply to something.

example: have you seen my ring

Ummm.. YA mom

YA mom by SimpforDilucxxxxxxx October 27, 2021

Your Mom 

your mom

Stewart: I did your mom last night

Robert: I know, she's fantastic!

Your Mom by Alouiscious Smith Brown October 28, 2021