GOD

No ones ever seen him but they worship him.

Kelly:OMG, It's GOD!!!!!

April:Uhhh I don't see anything????

by Trey_rags.2 November 12, 2021

God

A guy who talked to a bunch of Jews, Christians, and Muslims, and accidentally caused more deaths than anyone else.

Christian: "My god is right!"
Muslim: "No mine!"
Jew: "No it's mine!"

by Crvddy August 22, 2023

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 29, 2021

God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

by Hailsatanxd August 09, 2018

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

by Girls-on-film•=• August 11, 2021

God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 13, 2022

God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 19, 2022