$ki ma$k the $lump god

This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.

Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few

$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester

by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018

boomer tha god

God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.

Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!

by Boomer Tha God November 22, 2021

Shopping Gods

When you find or dont find what you are looking for when shopping.

I found those Manolos on a sweet sale, the Shopping Gods were with me.

by Jaxchemical June 30, 2009

God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021

God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019

sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

God Shot

A colloquial term commonly used among addicts/drug users where a person intentionally injects themselves with an amount of drugs (usually opiods) that would cause a fatal overdose. This is usually done when said addict/drug user no longer wants to cope with the ramifications of their use and believe that they cannot get sober under any means.

"Did you hear Tony took a God Shot yesterday?"
"Aw man, that sucks! He was such a nice guy!"

by Idunnomanimjustaguy March 24, 2025