by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.
Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
A man that could pull out a confidence out of a girl. Makes someone take risk by being adventurous. A ride or die partner.
by jcwife_nics November 23, 2021
A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
by TJ gives BJ's December 23, 2016
by D4rk1sthel1ght March 04, 2015
To be praised for your natural skill or leadership and given a promotion or additional responsibility against your will or expectation
Like Chuck E. Cheese, but not ghetto. It also has a goddamned buffet with some of the most delicious, diabetes-inducing junk food you will ever try.
John's Incredible Pizza was the shit back in the day. Everybody wanted to have a birthday party there.
by Aubergine Dave September 22, 2022