Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
Get the Porch Fishing mug.A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.
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Get the Prison Fish mug.A dwelling or lodge dedicated to housing those individuals who specialize in the slaying of lunkers (adequately sized largemouth bass). The hut is also dedicated to drinking copious amounts of booze, the partaking of gummies, & telling dirty stories about sugar bush. An overall positive experience for all involved.
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Get the Fish Hut mug."Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
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Get the Fish Pond Problem mug.Fishy agency (or fish) is a term used for someone with a poor sence of agency.
The term was coined by discord user 'Cozolt' as friendly banter and is commonly used in small sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
The term was coined by discord user 'Cozolt' as friendly banter and is commonly used in small sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
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Get the fish rave mug.Fish Agency (fishy, fish) is a joke term for somebody with a bad sense of personal agency.
It was coined by discord user Cozolt as friendly banter and is most commonly used in sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
It was coined by discord user Cozolt as friendly banter and is most commonly used in sfw recreational hypnosis spaces.
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