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Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Haitian Meat Smuggler

This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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meat

damn i need some meat or nobody wanna see his meat.
by mzcasa July 25, 2019
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Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.
I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.
by Burleyfish November 11, 2025
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meat snuggling

When the act of snuggling consists of vagina and a penis.
Ashley and Timothy were caught meat snuggling in the woodshed.
by ButteryPorcupine May 21, 2016
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Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.
That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.
by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021
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