One who gives sexual gratification to another using only their hands in trade of goods, services or monetary gains.
Hillary Clinton asked Donald Trump if he could lend her $15,000
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
He said $15,000 for 150 strokes for Mr mini
Trump. Deal?
She responded; I'm not a hand hooker, if I was I'd been the one sitting in the white house .
by Trudilicious December 31, 2023
Get the Hand Hookermug. A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
Get the Cum Handsmug. Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020
Get the Sack-handsmug. by notelihand May 16, 2022
Get the eli handmug. When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
Get the Second Hand Abandonmentmug. Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.
In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"
"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
by Nog1988 January 15, 2019
Get the Hand-off from hellmug. by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
Get the Second-hand gaymug.