Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!

Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025

eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists

Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers

by Pdpmagi December 31, 2015

tokyo red eye

A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.

The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.

by CaptainCrixus May 20, 2017

japps-eye

The front hole of any penis!!!!!

Phil" hey Jarret nice cock.... why is your Japps-eye winking at me.

Jarret" "

by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023

rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021