one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

left eye dominant

Some might say its correlated to being attracted to the same sex.

Dodge is left eye dominant. He also likes men.

by MR. GF July 01, 2024

left eye dominant

Some might say its gay.

Dodge is left eye dominant and is also gay.

by MR. GF July 01, 2024

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Like a layer of puss over your eye clouding your vision

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 20, 2024

Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 20, 2024

Sandwich eyes

When you're high af and the eyes are squinting

you have sandwich eyes

by VMAM March 13, 2019

In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021