happy new haircut

Phrase used by people when they first see you after you get a haircut. Trying to be interesting and funny but inadvertently announce to the world they're a boring, uncreative, predictable fuck that gets off on saying it ALL THE TIME.

Count down the seconds as you see that guy and there they go..."Happy New Haircut!" - all with the same stupid grin as the last five times you got a haircut.

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New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums

"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"

by n-dog April 28, 2008

new jersey wet basement

New Jerseys soil is clay bound. This state has the most wet basements in the USA. A wet basement in NJ must be repaired.

New Jersey wet basement is the cause of many structural problems.

by Robert Lunfrank October 7, 2007

New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.

"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"

by Giddy55 February 7, 2007

The New Jersey Turnpike Special

When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.

We were up all night doing the New Jersey Turnpike special. And now my tongue is brown.

by Crotch Kid99877 July 9, 2010

New England Hot Stepper"

When you're fucking a chick while wearing big heavy wool socks. Just as you're about to cum, you rub your feet against the carpet hard and fast, sending a shock through the head of your shaft. If successful, yell, "'ere cums da hot steppa!"

It was chilly last night, so I pulled a "New England Hot Stepper" for jokes. She yelped like a dog.

by Jarvis Mayes October 25, 2009