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Chill guy

My new character also known as the chill guy is a well-dressed capybara standing cool with his hands in his pockets giving us a smile is the type of person that lowkey doesn't give a shit.
He is the world's only chill guy that wouldn't care about whatever is happening around him.
When I snooze my morning alarm 10 times but im lowkey just a chill guy who enjoys sleeping.
by whenimlowkeythechillguy November 26, 2024
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Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer)

The correct answer to “Fuck, Marry, Kill” in regards to the Paw Patrol, if you’re a guy. See also: Rocky, Everest, Rubble (girl answer).
Guy 1: Everest’s like a hot snowboarding chick, she’s probably kind of slutty and kinky, so definitely fuck. Skye’s a sweetheart, and super pretty. Obviously marry. And Rubble’s a dumb fucking idiot, so I’d drop him off at the all-kill animal shelter ASAP.

Guy 2: Yes, I agree. Everest, Skye, Rubble (guy answer).

Guy 1: Why did you mutter “guy answer” under your breath?

Guy 2: I was instructed to do so. It was a special mission from Ryder.
by CountOlaf69 November 27, 2024
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cosco guys

Famous guys that shop at cosco
WE are cosco guys ofc we bring the BOOM
by ilikemyquesodrippybruh November 28, 2024
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chill guy

New slang describing a person whos very chill and doesnt care much about random things.
Meme carries a dog character with human clothes and hands in his pocket saying that hes just a chill guy
when my mothers yelling at me for not washing the dishes but im just a chill guy who forgets sometimes
by rizzler365 November 28, 2024
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Fooking Mental Guy

that’s one fooking mental guy !
by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024
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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
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