by Dysssmr September 17, 2019
Get the Trump dick syndromemug. When someone pays as little money possible for an item, and expects the item to be of the highest quality.
George: I went to wal-mart yesterday and got an amazing deal on this, but the first time I used it the thing broke. Doctor?
Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
Doctor: Ah yes, I have seen this before. You have a condition known as Wal-Mart Syndrome. The cure is simple, shop somewhere else.
by Mr. Ko-Ray June 7, 2011
Get the Wal-Mart Syndromemug. by gocrazyyyyyyyy August 28, 2019
Get the dumb bitch syndromemug. When a very sweet, innocent girl feels such deep anger, that she wants to stab someone with a plastic knife. Most people with Plastic Knife Syndrome tend to say things like:
"I'm feelin' stabby!"
"PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!"
"We were born to die."
or other depressing, violent things.
Sometimes a girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome (yes, it is usually girls only) takes a plastic knife and runs after the person whom she wishes to stab. Sometimes she even threatens her with it.
On rare occasions, the girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome DOES stab their enemy with a plastic knife. Signs that this may actually happen are:
Repeated attemps to hurt the enemy
Lots of talk about plastic knives
Constant, extreme anger
Mental issues
Sometimes, a person who is good at controlling their Plastic Knife Syndrome tends to flush food down the toilet. Though they may not admit it to anyone, they are secretly imagining the food being their enemy's head. This pleases them and reduces the urge to stab someone with a plastic knife.
"I'm feelin' stabby!"
"PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!"
"We were born to die."
or other depressing, violent things.
Sometimes a girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome (yes, it is usually girls only) takes a plastic knife and runs after the person whom she wishes to stab. Sometimes she even threatens her with it.
On rare occasions, the girl with Plastic Knife Syndrome DOES stab their enemy with a plastic knife. Signs that this may actually happen are:
Repeated attemps to hurt the enemy
Lots of talk about plastic knives
Constant, extreme anger
Mental issues
Sometimes, a person who is good at controlling their Plastic Knife Syndrome tends to flush food down the toilet. Though they may not admit it to anyone, they are secretly imagining the food being their enemy's head. This pleases them and reduces the urge to stab someone with a plastic knife.
Bob: Hi there, Waverly!
Waverly: PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Wh-what?!
Waverly: Oh, umm, nevermind.
Bob: Waverly, are you hiding something?
Waverly: Yes. We were born to die.
Bob: Excuse me?
Waverly: Uh - nevermind!!
Bob: I think you have Plastic Knife Syndrome.
Waverly: Really?
Bob: Yes. Now how about you go flush some food down the toilet? It'll make you feel better.
Waverly: Ok! Thanks for the help, Bob!
Bob: Anytime!
Waverly: PLASTIC KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Wh-what?!
Waverly: Oh, umm, nevermind.
Bob: Waverly, are you hiding something?
Waverly: Yes. We were born to die.
Bob: Excuse me?
Waverly: Uh - nevermind!!
Bob: I think you have Plastic Knife Syndrome.
Waverly: Really?
Bob: Yes. Now how about you go flush some food down the toilet? It'll make you feel better.
Waverly: Ok! Thanks for the help, Bob!
Bob: Anytime!
by K Bieber December 28, 2009
Get the Plastic Knife Syndromemug. Stereotypical analysis of men of shorter stature. Based on the fact that some shorter men act more aggressive to compensate for lack of height. Yet failing to realize not every short guy is like that. Some men are just aggressive whereas others need to be more assertive. (Peep this: No two people are exactly alike)
Ex.1
Guy:That one short guy in the group tried fighting the bouncer. No reason at all. He's got short man syndrome.
Guy2: Yeah I saw that, but that other short guy was just chill in', talking and dancing with women. He's got more confidence, doesn't seem to care about his height.
Guy:That one short guy in the group tried fighting the bouncer. No reason at all. He's got short man syndrome.
Guy2: Yeah I saw that, but that other short guy was just chill in', talking and dancing with women. He's got more confidence, doesn't seem to care about his height.
by shortymack April 12, 2014
Get the Short Man Syndromemug. When a girl has been fat during developing years and has no sexual attention paid on her, she subsequently wants to/will have a lot of sex when older to make up for it, essentially be sluttier
than the average girl
than the average girl
by hotnbothered92 October 16, 2008
Get the Fat Girl Syndromemug. when two homosexual boys with down syndrome sit on a couch by a warm cozy fire and take turns giving each other oral sex then all of a sudden one of them unexpectedly shoves the other boys entire ball sack in his mouth and gnaws the stretched skin off and swallows it whole then rips off his own testicles and wedges them inside of his asshole then takes his hand and slaps himself across the face then yells at the other boy in laughter and excitement"STRIKE THREE I'M OUT" then jumps into the fireplace. The other boy crys in agony because he knows he was defeated by a true champion.
Sebastian- I wonder what people with Down Syndrome do with there free time.
Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout
Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?
Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
Derrik- They play Down Syndrome Strikeout
Sebastian- Whats that like retard baseball?
Derrik- Lets just say the two are quite similar.
by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010
Get the Down Syndrome Strikeoutmug.