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bone job

That girl Stacy is a total bone job.”
by Litterature March 6, 2024
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Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her
by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024
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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008
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zoomie job

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job
by knole March 24, 2024
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better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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