Gyatt meat

1. An expression used when seeing a big Johnson.
2. A noun referring to mens frontal parts

1. "Holy gyatt meat! That dude can get it!"
2. "Yo bro I'ma need you to drop them pants and show me that gyatt meat before I 808."

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Meat Fart

When you pull your cock out of a girls ass and they fart.

"Damn I pulled my cock out of my girl's ass and she farted for like 30 seconds she had the meat farts."

by Double Bubble Baby Bear November 27, 2024

Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology

Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?

by Barry1987 November 29, 2024

We have the meats

(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy

Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?

Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.

by Sexydimma December 6, 2024

meat

a different term to use for weed or marijuana

you wanna go smoke some meat dude I just got some from the dispensary

by bcorn December 6, 2024

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024