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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me
by half a job November 5, 2015
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Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"
by George Job January 8, 2025
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Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job
by 623crew March 13, 2021
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Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis
Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay
by joelefty April 5, 2019
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wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.
Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.
by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018
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Scab Job

The act of reviving a hand job from a girl whose hands are covered in scabs
I love the feeling of her scabs as they stroke my penis. That scab job was amazing...SCABS!!!!
by Sir Swag March 21, 2013
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