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blue job

When someone stops a blow job before the person gets to cum
Man, last night was rough, she gave me a blue job! I had to whack one out afterwards.
by Anona-miss June 3, 2022
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Potluck job

When a junkie attends a potluck uninvited and sticks his dih in all the foods, especially getting his greasy pubes stuck in the food
“Yea I showed up to that potluck unattended last night, gave it an absolute potluck job”
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
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by ikca26 June 24, 2016
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy
Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job
by glovermang April 15, 2011
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side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013
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The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by anonymous December 16, 2021
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